family: why do you listen to the same songs over and over
me: because fuck you
Ellen Degeneres for President.
Riding in a car with your friends
epic-humor: Riding in a car with your parents
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
everyone: he's just an actor
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
supursula: She said kiss me like you miss me, and fuck me like you hate me.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
You are a drop of perfect in an imperfect world....