March 2012
Long Distance Survey
About Her ——————————
What is your name? Samantha How old are you? 15 Where do you live? Statford, CT What do you look like? Medium-long blonde hair, blue eyes, short About Him ——————— You have a significant other, right? Yes What’s their name? Kyle How old are they? 16 Where do they live? Clay, West Virginia What do they look like? Blonde hair, brown eyes, amazing smile,...
i am going to disconnect.
i refuse to tell anyone anything anymore. no secrets. nothing. not anymore. you tell me that you’re here for me and then the one time i really need you, you fucking go and do something else. i GET that you have other friends but you know what? honestly, i’m tired of you acting like they’re BETTER than me. so, now i’m done. i refuse to tell anyone anything. i’ll keep...
Josh Hutcherson: i don't have a girlfriend
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
When you see your best friend with someone else
Watchel3ctricity:
redsurge:
can i pls have ur autograph
She has better moves then me.. Welp.
When you and your best friend see a really hot guy...
nicoleanddesi:
Then do this-
i can't wait to get married →
wowfunniestposts:
: i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future wife is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
this blog is hilarious
