if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
i don’t know how to not curse
i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE
it’s a problem
- Someone: Can I use your computer for a second?
- Me: What do you need I'll look it up for you.
I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
You can even cut the “hi what’s your name, i’m …” bullshit and just be straight up.
I promise you that nothing surprises me, and I’m here to help/talk to anyone and everyone about anything and everything.
the solo piano station on pandora is probably one of my favorites and the most calming thing in the entire world.
the “block” button should prevent the person from seeing your blog entirely